St Cuthbert’s Island, on a sunny Sunday afternoon. EAM and JC have just finished their pilgrimage.
Present: EMM(President),JC(Vice-president),RJ(FCO),EAM(Students with Disabilities Rep)
Apologies: CG(Communications Officer),DR,EE(International Rep),JP,PE,RH,RT,SC
Absent: JR(Fluffy Socks Manager)
RJ: What meeting is this?
JC: Stash Comm.
RJ: So why am I here?
EAM: My feet hurt.
EMM: Are water bottles stash?
EAM: Ask the rugby club.
EMM: Look at my legs, they’re covered in dots.
EAM: You’re not alone in your bed.
EMM: LM is working for Aldi now.
RJ: That’s really good.
EMM: Lots of $$$.
RJ: Someone told me it’s really good, it might have been in Edinburgh though.
EAM: Stash question, can I come to a JCR meeting dressed as St Cuthbert?
EMM: Do what you want. Can you grow a beard?
EAM: No 🙁
RJ: Use JC’ hair.
RJ: How is fluffy socks gonna work?
EMM: It should continue.
*A church service begins in the remains of St Cuthbert’s house*
*Meeting adjourned so EAM and JC can attend the service*