Setting
In Spoons, over brunch. CG is writing a newsletter on a napkin.
Present: AK (president), EM (vice-president), AB (treasurer), EC (chair), MM (social chair), JC (postgraduate and mature students’ rep), MP (sports and societies chair), SM (communications officer), EB (librarian), RJ (FCO elect), CG (communications officer elect), MW (social chair elect), JR (facilities manager elect), SWC (chair elect), ES (senior welfare officer elect), AC (sports and societies chair elect)
Apologies: AJ (librarian elect), JG (facilities manager), LM (senior welfare officer), EP (outreach chair), SA (outreach chair elect), JB (international rep), EE (international rep elect)
Meeting
RJ: Cochran’s a tanker
EC: Shut up
EM: Please talk
SM: Let’s talk about nothing
EM: Yeah
MP: I’m a vegan
EM: Is this a left sock or a right sock?
RJ: left
JR: What is a sock?
RJ: How was your film?
JR: It was good, it was about tigers
EC: SWC eats children
CG: I’m messy.
CG: I’m a size 5.5 in vans and 6 in other shoes
ES: That’s very specific
MM: The Cuth’s day budget is big
ES: What is going on?
RJ: 5 times 5 is 25
MP: I expect that to be noted down
RJ: What’s the capital of Peru?
CG: I don’t know.
RJ: Lima
MP: My favourite animal is a tiger
AB: Mine is a pterodactyl
*JR reads a recipe*
MP: Look at us
AB: Words words words
*EM reads menu*
CG: I love avocados
Meeting Adjourned
*The meeting is followed by a game of capture the flag in House 8 between those present.*